I went to the mall to get somethings. I parked and there was 3 stalls to the left of my Micra. I went shopping and came out and as I walked up, I seen a red micra. I got all excited since I see one parked next to me. I went to get into my drivers side and the red car parked so close I couldn't even get in to my car. I had to go through my passenger side to get in.
Dear Other Micra Owner,
I would like to thank you for having me go through my passenger side to get to the drivers side in my Micra. Over the emergency brake and the shifter. I do not give a s*it what your excuse is for parking so close to my car, I had to fold my mirror in so my mirror wouldn't get hit by yours. You had 3 stalls next to me when I got there. There was no reason for me to park that close. If you had to park that close to get in and not have the other car not get out, don't f*ucken park there. It's great you gave yourself enough room to get out of your car. You see that giant yellow line, it's not hard to see. It's right beside both of our cars. It's not rocket science, it's not hard. Use your f*ucken head, idiot!
This Micra Owner.